Pre-race: Here's a shot of Tim, the Bigun, Roman and Dr. Dave.
Swim: This is the long leg I was talking about - that's probably me swimming into the boat up there to the left...
Bike: It's all about the bike!
Run: Yep, I beat her in the shute. I love beating up on women and small children. Woop up an #6 on them.
"That's when you go riding into town, a woop'en and a womp'in every living thing to within an inch of it's life...sparing the women of course." - Blazing Saddles
Post race: Look at all these burned up lobsters!