Friday, August 03, 2007

Taconite Humor-Muse



Ok, well, Taconite Boy - you can call him my muse. I try and get funny with his blog from time to time with the Amazing Adventures of Taconite Boy - you may have seen my work. Someday I'll have to go back and publish here, although I doubt anyone would find it as funny, out of context.

Anyway, so TB posts a really funny video.

I find it funny, but never leaving much alone, I came up with my own lyrics. They go along with the song fairly well - but really meant for TB and Trimama, one of the few racing couples I know.

Ahh, yea, that’s right baby, Girl, today we’re gonna triathlon…you know how I know? Cause it’s Sunday, and Sunday’s the day we race. Wednesday is our long bike day with a 45 min run off, but Sunday morning is Triathlon. Cause everything is just right, conditions are perfect. Walt Disney World is miles away, conditions are perfect.

You get up early and say something studly like, “I’m not sure how that oatmeal’s gonna feel in about 5hrs”; I know what you’re trying to say, baby – you’re trying to say, ooh, yea, it’s Business Time. It’s Business Time.

Refrain: It’s Business…It’s Business Time!

That’s what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say Let’s Get Down to Business - its business time

Refrain: It’s Business…It’s Business Time!

Next thing you know we’re in Transition setting up our gear, that’s all part of it, that “pre-race”. Then you go make your 4th trip to the porto-let, that’s not part of it, but it’s still very important.

Then, were in the water! You’re wearing that baggy old, black 1980’s style wetsuit that you got for free when your tri-buddy got a raise and bought a sleek grey and red Quintano-Roo – but it’s never looked better on you. Oooh, old black baggy wetsuit’s gonna get it on in the water today! You just don’t know what you’re doing to me!

You remove that wetsuit but trip over it ‘cause you didn’t zip it down all the way, but you recover with a barrel roll and slip into T1. Next thing you know you’re down to your shoes and bike helmet, and you know when your down just your bike shoes and helmet what time it is…it’s time for Business! It’s business Time!

Refrain: It’s Business…It’s Business Time!

You know when you’re down to just your shoes and helmet that’s why they call them Business Shoes.

Refrain: It’s Business…It’s Business Time!

Ooh.

Racing hard. Racing hard for two….hours. When it’s you and an Olympic you only need 2 hrs, cause your so intense! Two hours in an Olympic is better than 3 hrs in an Olympic. You say something like, “was that it?” I know what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say, “aaaah yea, that’s it!”. Then you tell me you want some more, and I’m not surprised. But now I’m tired.

Refrain: It’s Business…It’s Business Time!

Racing hours are over, baby…

Refrain: It’s Business…It’s Business Time!

15 comments:

Green Eyed Lady (aka GEL) said...

Omg, you have totally outdone yourself tonight. One of the funniest things I've ever read...

Tea said...

How long did that take you? that's hilarious! omg! it's so perfect!

Di aka "Mrs Bigun" said...

I can tell you how long it took him. I heard the song over and over and over and over.....
as he "re fashioned" the lyrics.

bigmike600 said...

HOLY FLIPPIN CRAP Dude. Im peeing my pants and I'm not wearing a wetsuit. That is super funny. Nice work.

JohnnyTri said...

Thats is some funny ass stuff there bigun.. I was dyin` !!

U Da MAN!!

rockon`

Spokane Al said...

You are one funny fellow. Its business time will be stuck in my mind during my entire bike ride today.

Thanks, I think.

Tri-Dummy said...

Di. Bigun needs a second job. He has too much time on his hands.

Well done, my brutha. Much grins.

Green Eyed Lady (aka GEL) said...

I showed this to Excel Man this morning and laughed again so hard that I had tears in my eyes...

J-Wim said...

OK Bigun, you definitely have more time on your hands than I do. very funny.
Now, go put on your wetsuit and record yourself singing your own version on youtube. Then go check on your wife, I heard she has the hots for the lawn boy..... she might like to see you in that wetsuit anyway.

excel man said...

Hey Dude - That's hil-flippin-arious! :^D

Nytro said...

was this the poetry you were speaking of that's posted on your fridge?

it's fucking brilliant.

Bolder said...

CLASSIC!

mark said...

Too funny!!! Very cool!

Dan Seifring said...

Good work there Bigun. I am just getting caught up on all my favorite blogs.

21stCenturyMom said...

DUDE!

That was hysterical.