Thursday, December 13, 2007

Another Amaising Adventure of Taconite Boy

We bring you now to our handsome Hero, still glistening from his IMWoo finish...

TacBoy: What is it? Jennifer? Oh, no, I'm sorry, I can't sign those...

Trimama: For once you're smarter than you look, Hero...

Reporter: Ehem...TacBoy, what an amazing day you had - finishing an Ironman and saving the city of Madison from yet another arch evil-doer!

TacBoy: Well, you know, that's why they call me a superhero....

Trimama: Oh, hell - I can't listen to another word of this!

Trimama storms off with her arms full of Ironman bags full of IMWoo finishing schwag. She yells back to TacBoy over her shoulder: "make sure you get a book deal or some radio show contract so we can pay for all this crap!" - you can hear the minivan's tires screeching away for miles....

Reporter: What's next for the Taconite Boy?

TB: It's funny you should ask - the good people of the town of Coeur d'Alene have beckoned to me to not only race in their world-class Ironman event, but also, to rid their fair countryside of a scourge so foul, so horrific, so EVIL that I loath to even mention his name.

Reporter: Do you mean....?

TB: Yes, I'm talking about the fearsome, deadly, horrible....

Tune in next time for more of the Amasing Adventures of Taconite Boy!

10 comments:

Dan Seifring said...

How can you leave us on the edge of our seats like that?

supalinds said...

Seriously, this is torture...

Danielle in Iowa said...

Is it corn? Because based on the spelling in the post title, that's all I can think :-)

And people get Idaho and Iowa mixed up all the time :-)

Green Eyed Lady (aka GEL) said...

Just when I think you can't outdo yourself...

And corn, I love it...

Tea said...

Didn't the "mini-series" go out with parachute pants?

momo said...

c'mon bigun, don't leave us hanging too much longer, we'll be forced to come up with something on our own and i am sure it will not be near as good as what you've got cooking!

Taconite Boy said...

Oh Momo...it will be worth the wait

:)

Tri-Dummy said...

Should i let my blog move over to the CDA peeps?

Cody the Clydesdale said...

Your appealing to my young comic book interests. I'll tune in anxiously.

tri-mama said...

Is Trimama always going to be the nagging wife? Can't she bake cute little superhero cookies or something- except I don't bake, and the tac does his own stinky laundry...