Sunday, March 16, 2008

TriGirls aim to please....

Edit: These are not the.Bigun's photo-shopped pics - these are stolen from Lana's site - she's the art-eeest!

There are those of you out there that feel that The.Bigun was a bit harsh when dealing with Lana in the Tacboy 'n Bigun Podcast for her grievous transgression that was: Unauthorized Header Change.

In her malicious attempt to garner support and incite discord in the Hallowed Hall, a poll was established, the results of which indicate a general agreement with Lana and a lack of support for The.Bigun's ruling. That hurt, people. Really.

Time heals all wounds, and people are quick to forget the anarchy which followed Lana's coup attempt. Like TriSherpaDi (as seen here to the left), who seems to think that Lana should be given a "get out of TOS forever card" (women, sticking together). My trusty sidekick (oops, I forgot, I'm the sidekick) Taconite Boy made it known that he would be ok with a 1 year TOS (Tomb of Shame) free card, and also tries to allude to the likes of Lana and her supporters that he had nothing to do with her TOS stay last month (women, sticking together). Superhero...ha!

Granted, Tac's pass includes the stipulation that Lana keep the new header up - once the header is removed, the pass goes away. I can almost live with that.

You can see why. I say "almost" because It's a fabrication. A fake. A phony. In the immortal words of Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing" baby. Trimama with the goggles, Lana with the sunglasses looking like Paris Hilton, and Iron Jenny, with the sultry swimming cap on - with those skinny arms, those girls couldn't swim a lap, let alone 2.4 miles!

The more I think about it, the more duped I feel. Here we had a header with unretouched photos depicting a "real" athlete with "real" abilities and "real" attributes. This world is full of glamor mags with skinny, non-athletic girls with their bony arms and knobby, non-muscular legs - to think that Lana would stoop to such levels is, well, its a crime.

Ok, who am I kidding? Lana's new header is hilarious and was the perfect retort to my constant harassment. My fave is still the one to the right, the "old" header, the one she changed and landed her rightfully into the TOS, and can't for the life of me figure out why one would change it - but I'm certainly one for comedic content above everything, and would be happy if "Trigirls Aim To Please" stayed up. Just not for the same reasons as Taconite (...pervert). I'll fight the 1 year exemption to the TOS however. Anyone with that kind of power could wield it for evil, causing all sorts of problems with no recourse. Just look at her....oh yea, she's got an evil side. You better believe it!

9 comments:

Danielle in Iowa said...

And the fake girls wouldn't last i100 m of an open water swim - I'd be surprised if those swimsuits even stayed on *that* long - with all the thrashing :-)

S. Baboo said...

Nope, you can't hand out exemptions from consequences, it just ain't right, it would be anarchy!

The Fire Inside header, now there is a woman...the other, not so much.

TRI-ROB said...

You kill me Bigun...

greyhound said...

No joking. Real, athletic women are much more attractive than an emaciated gym bunny in a bikini. And more interesting to share a beer with after the race too.

Tarabay said...

You Sir. are the photoshop king clyde...

Lana said...

Mmmwwaaahhahaha...

Evil side? Perhaps you are smarter than Tac gives you credit, Bigun. However, "TriGirls Aim To Please" is already down. So you can keep your 'Get Out of TOS Free' card. I ain't skeered.

We've got real training to do over at The Fire Inside. My blog is all about the articles, just ask Greyhound. I just throw the pictures in to help you more accurately visualize the setting.

Besides, you are making me blush with all this attention you are giving me. ;)

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Lana said...

It just hit me. I shoulda put a cowbell in Di's hand. Dammit, dammit, dammit! She needed a cowbell in her hand!

CoachLiz said...

Can I at photoshop some boobs on my pic? I will stay with the arms and legs that I have. Johnny Tri thinks I need the boobs.