Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Bigun Limericks

Greyhound's at it again - so I had the pleasure of doing the Limericks today. This is a couple hours worth:


There once was a man named Bolder!
Who preferred women a little bit older
He loved BMC
Who’s bikes he had three
But his swim suffered from a bad shoulder

Eye, yei yei yei,
Tri-Dummy wears his bike helmet backwards!
Oh sing me another verse, that’s worse than the other verse
And toss me around by my willy!

There once was rich man from New Orleans
Who showed up to a race in cut off jeans?
He said, “beg your pardon”
My bike’s made of Carbon
But his legs were like two little string beans

Eye, yei, yei yei,
Roman sued himself twice for plagiarism!
Oh sing me another verse, that’s worse than the other verse
And toss me around by my willy!

There once was man called Tac Boy
Who loved products made from Sugoi
Pad up or Pad down?
His whole family did frown
When the smell rivaled that of a dead koi!

Eye, yei yei yei,
Excel Man got chicked again by Tracey Parker!
Oh sing me another verse, that’s worse than the other verse
And toss me around by my willy

There once was a man named Greyhound!
Who used to have a belly that was so round
But he worked and he strained
Now he’s so over trained
That he can’t lift his feet off the ground!

Eye, yei, yei yei,
Nytro drinks Mojitos at breakfast!
Oh sing me another verse, that’s worse than the other verse
And toss me around by my willy

And yes, "willy" is what you think it is. No, it's not tri-related, unless you are in a really, really, realy rough swim start.

6 comments:

triguyjt said...

Robert Frost's reputation is safe, but just barely.

Tea said...

Wait....a post about how little you're training followed by a limerick?

I SURE hope you wrote that on the trainer or you'll be following some Tea crack down the CdA course. Trust me....that's not a good place to be after a few GU's.

stronger said...

It's perfect to sing along!

Lana said...

I would have never imagined you were all poetic like that...that's good stuff! hahaha!

...told ya I was gonna comment-bomb you.;)

TriSherpa Di aka "Mrs Bigun" said...

sounds a little like talking heads psycho killer....very goood

excel man said...

Dude,

Funny limericks. You really need to spend more time training. Really.