Tuesday, May 20, 2008

More Limericks

Rated R

Caution...the middle one is very Limerick-like....ie, dirty-ish...which is perfect for Blink...

There once was a girl named Lana
Who's header once resembled Madonna
Her one brush with fame
was in the Tomb of Shame
Drinking cocktails with her jailer TriMama

There once was a man named Blink
Who's balls, when he rode, they would clink
Women gathered around
to listen for that sound
And as he rode by he'd just wink -

There once was a man named Sweet Baboo
Who ran down the sole of his shoe
Now brothers and sisters
He got some big blisters
And he tried to anoint them with Gu!


J-Wim said...

Funny. And strangely much tamer than I expected from you!

Cindy Jo said...

Definitely tamer than I would expect from you Bigun! Looks like your sidekick (ahem - notice I called him YOUR sidekick) is having a bad influence on you. Your fans deserve better.

Fe-lady said...

I just want to hear you sing all these after the race...can't wait!

JohnnyTri said...

im with Fe-lady.. I wanna here you sing..lol..

pretty dang funny!!


Cody the Clydesdale said...

Very funny.

blink140pnt6 said...

I love it! Working on yours...