Thursday, September 27, 2007

Amazing Adventures of Taconite Man

We interrupt this swim to bring you another Amazing Adventure of Taconite Man! Tac and the Tribe are casually eating their hearty supper prepared by the ever-so-hot Trimama, when TTK (Tri-Turbo-Kraut - keep up, people...) bursts through the front door...

TTK - Tac Man, its the signal, we got a mission!

TM - To the Tacmobile!

Trimama - Make sure you bring it back with a full tank! I got PTA tomorrow!

TM - Sure thing, shnookums...


Running to the driveway, Taconite Man looks up at the signal and stops.


TM - um, TTk - did you get a good look at that signal?

TTK - Sure TM...my goggles are a bit foggy from the 4 X 500 meter main set swim I was on, but I saw it just fine!

TM - that's the new Benny Signal...

TTK - aww, shucks, Taconite Man, you mean there's a new superhero out there?

TM - it's a competitive world, Tri-Turbo-Kraut - we need to work up a business plan and come up with some advertising if we are gonna keep our #1 Superhero status. What do you think of the Yellow Pages? TV is just way too expensive...do you think Trimama would let us sell the minivan?

11 comments:

Dan Seifring said...

As always Bigun, you keep me laughing. Good stuff.

Bolder said...

there's always enuf room for another hero...

even a super one!

Yeti said...

Thought??? Bigun you can be the new hero if you shave your back....wear a speedo and cape.

Big J said...

Now you can be the TAX COMANDO.....superhero...

Big J.

P.S. Were all Bastards sometimes, thats why they truly LOVE us!!!

When are you coming to AZ....yes Momo made me official!!!!

Iron Benny said...

This got a good laugh out of me Bigun. I don't know where you come up with this stuff?

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

I mean, I know Taconite is an important mineral and all that but every time I see the word Taconite I see it broken down as

taco-nite.

Which night is Taco nite anyway?

Bigun said...

any night is Taco Night as long as you have your "business socks" on....

J-Wim said...

Taco tuesdays is what my coupon says..... ;-)

(I always read it as taco-nite too)

Anonymous said...

Too funny!

home therapy

bigmike600 said...

Shouldn't that be business SOCK and not sockS? Just askin.

excel man said...

I must have missed something while I was gone :^)