Thanks and welcome to another edition of Weekend Update - lets get right into it - we have alarming news out of Texas - it seems the FBI is on the lookout for a 20-something hawtie that's been robbing banks all over the country. She's known as the Ponytail Bandit - banks in Texas, California and Washington have fallen victim to this scheming blonde, and the FBI seems baffled. Well, FBI, look no further because I've found your bank robber.
Wait for it. Your not going to believe it. Your bank robber is none other than little miss innocent Curly Sue.
That's right, folks, Curly Sue is terrorizing the nation robbing banks by the clever use of disguise and poor posture. How could this be, Bigun? I'll tell you - First, she's "off" for the summer. She's got the time. She's already alluded to her wanting to be rich and famous, and she's shown that
her lawlessness knows no bounds, posting unpurchased race photographs on her blog, violating copyrights and committing felony's left and right.Let me ask you this...who was unsupervised in TEXAS "house-sitting" for a span of 20 hrs?
Who took a trip out west and stayed in the "HBAC Medal Room" (yea, right, those Canadians will cover for anyone...)?
None other than Curly Sue. We've got photographic proof - look at this unretouched photo:
Notice the hat?
Notice the smile?
That's the spiting image! I hope there is a reward....
15 comments:
She better start working on an alibi.
"Now that's funny right there"
actually, i think it looks exactly like Stronger...
Ok. This is officially a top 10 funny blog. I'm hooked. I'll continue to read, makes my blog rather lame.
pat
Bigun gets a doughnut. BTW whats it like to run in gum shoes?
Do you think the reward is a bigun? I woud LOVE new counter tops in the kitchen, and when we're done there, can I get new carpeting in the bedrooms? How about that new patio we've been talking about....
an f-bomb from curly su? wow!
She seemed so nice. And to think I left her alone with my puppies.
Quick call all the FBI, the CIA, Tina Fey!
great id bigun..!!
funny too..
rockon` ..have a great weekend!!
PS. yeah the workout was changed up a bit, I guess they want a little lactate push in the base process.. just following orders son.
LOL bigun. I think you are on to something there.
Oh it does kinda look like Stronger! And I'm not just saying that to cover for the cuteness that is Curly Su... I'm not Canadian ;)
Maybe Stronger and Curly Sue are in cahoots...you know, taking turns. ?????
Ummm, Stronger has bodyfat and longer brown hair.
Or was it all part of my coverup to drop down to 4% bodyfat, cut my hair, dye it blonde, then gain the weight back and paste my hair back together after dying it back to brown? Hmmmm.
The brunettes are in the clear! If we're gonna rob anything, it'll be the medals out of the medal room! Medal may or may not = Bold.
Oh gawd....I hope they don't come looking for her!
Hilarious....!
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